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Skyiba

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PostSubject: A Flyer Posted all over Titled History of zhents   A Flyer Posted all over Titled History of zhents EmptyFri Mar 11, 2016 10:20 am

bane was crawling one day sucking on his thumb when he felt this urge to go so he took off his diaper and crapped. it was then the first banite was born of course at this time bane was already a full grown adult many years behind the other gods and goddesses.

the other gods and goddesses had tried to teach him over the years many times but being the village idiot he is nothing took.

later he had to take a piss and it scared him when it came out straight after all he did not know he was a male it was then he became the god of piss fearing. later own in life having been scared by every little thing he decide to become the god of fear and every time he took a crap a zhent was born of course they were barely smarter than he was so in order to strike fear into them he told them he would shove them back in his arse. then to go forth and spread his word.

hence the reason why banites are always talking dung out their arses while acting like spoilt entitled little baby bitches. little do they know long comes an evil god/goddess who bends bane over and has its way with him giving birth when it pulled out to the newer still dumber than a box of rocks spouting crap if their lips are moving stinking afraid of everything zhent. only later does he find out it was his own brother that did such.

so folks it simple conclusion to make the zhents are inbred idiotic scared crapless of everything crap spewing idiots who thing the world owes them everything and are entitled to what ever they want.

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PostSubject: Re: A Flyer Posted all over Titled History of zhents   A Flyer Posted all over Titled History of zhents EmptyFri Mar 11, 2016 3:47 pm

Aleister comes across another flyer this time taking it and rubbing it against his groin region allowing his sweat to soak into the paper. Then places it neatly back on the spot he found it.
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PostSubject: Re: A Flyer Posted all over Titled History of zhents   A Flyer Posted all over Titled History of zhents EmptySat Mar 12, 2016 2:32 am

*a new post replaces the old one on the cowards history*

again i must thank you for your scent this doubles our chances at tracking you now again i burned the previous one. by the way the more you do this the easier it is to track you and the rest of the cowards. so by all mean continue to do so.
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PostSubject: Re: A Flyer Posted all over Titled History of zhents   A Flyer Posted all over Titled History of zhents EmptySun Mar 13, 2016 12:49 am

Aleister would be openly about looking for anyone who thinks they are strong enough to face him. Piss smelling weirdos and all.
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