Posted in the Royal Oak

Posts : 203 Join date : 2011-10-01

The message is written is beautiful cursive by the hands of most likely a woman

I am seeking a suitor for a friend of mine. Said friend is shy, lonely, and unaccustomed to the ways of love. Said friend is not unattractive, and possesses a sharp mind, and a sharper tongue. Said friend is not, however, looking for "one-night stands" or the services of any kind of courtesan. However, said friend would be willing to accept the aid of any rumored Heart-warders of Sune in the area. Said friend is human, and unlikely to be interested in certain... peoples. However, any interested individuals can leave a message on any of the message boards and I will arrange a meeting. Do not contact if you find such musings of the heart to be trivial.

The message does not appear to be signed, and any short of a diviner worth his salt might be able to divine who had written it.

Posts : 136 Join date : 2011-03-03

A brief note, with flowing handwriting, is left pinned at the bottom of the original.

I will stop by the Royal Oak more often and try to meet up with you or your friend. I'll try to help this friend find someone. At the least, better prepare him/herself for going out with others.

May Sune guide your heart true,
Attis - Priest of Lady Firehair.

Posts : 203 Join date : 2011-10-01

The response is short, and to the point

Mr. Attis,

I will be looking for you at the Royal Oak in the next few days.

The letter remains unsigned

Posts : 131 Join date : 2011-11-14

"Huh. Neat. Always up for a chat about love!... And puppies. Love the puppy."

Kalin writes a little letter as well.

Quote :: Hello there! How are you doing, Mysterious Nameless Mis(s)/ter? Or is the order wrong? Mis(s)/ter Nameless Mystery? Anyhow, I hope this letter finds you well. When it comes to love and kindness and baked goods and cocoa and puppies and the Unicorn, I am always willing to chat! Look for the guy with the manly beard, blue eyes, floppy hat, and baggy clothes. I can normally be found pretty much anywhere. Take care until then!

Love,
Kalin

P.S. <3<3<3<3<3

Underneath is a little sketch of a smiling man with a hat and backpack who's waving at the reader... And for some reason there is a doodle of a dog wearing a cowboy hat. It does not look happy.

Posts : 203 Join date : 2011-10-01

Clearly this response is written with great hesitation and many areas where it is obvious to the reader that the writer was unsure how to respond.

///OOC; the "..."'s are to emphasize the above///

Dear Mr. Kalin,

I regret to inform you that due to the... nature ... of your letter, I have serious doubts in your... capacity for... sanity. I have also... heard... many rumors about your fondness of... skin-ship... namely the undesired kind. Due to these... reasons... I once again regret to inform you that I cannot rightly put my friend in the hands of one who is so... uncoordinated. Perhaps you would have better luck seeking the attentions of one of your... friends.

The letter is unsigned

Posts : 255 Join date : 2011-05-18

*The text seems hastily scrawled and somehow incomplete, the ink splattering across the page in places and the note ending in a sudden slash of the pen backward across the parchment, as if dragged away from the paper at the last possible second*

My dearest love
While we live but a little time on this wondrous world of ours, a mere two or three decades at best, I, too, long for a deep and meaningful connection of the deeply cherished love that makes us what we are: human. If you wish to learn the true path of all those that dare to trust, kindly meet me outside of the old mine roughly northish of this very inn. Don't trouble your feeble eyes with the signage posted without. Such nigh-blind implements of sight as those we possess will tire themselves soon enough before the icy hand of death grips us. Best not to exacerbate the whole affair. Save your eyes for looking upon the visage of your savior in love.
Love
Your se-

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