A stinky air elemental and a stinky black book

From the tower outpost east of Shadowdale the guards would see an air elemental flying in their direction with high speed. Most likely the skymage would shoot it quickly and right before the elemental sends a tough breeze into their direction spitting out a book which flies towards a guard and probably would hit his head with a "bonk"-sound. The air elemental would be destroyed and the breeze stinks horribly. Source of the bad odor seems to be the book which upon examination would be recognized as a slightly damaged Bane Bibel. In case anyone dares to examine it further he/she would find a note easily visible between the pages of the book. It reads the following:

Quote :

Dear useless Zhentarim and wannabe Banites,

We found this book attached to an elven woman in the forest. We don't appreciate you littering the forest with your rubbish or did you expect anyone to read this? I am afraid we wouldn't even use it as toilet paper and further I would suggest you make your people read it first because they obviously never have. So here you have your stinky book back.
Hopefully you enjoy the smell it might be only slightly worse than the smell of demons and undead your city is filled with and of course we will pray to our gods Aerdrie and Shaundakul to send you a few soft breezes to ensure you can enjoy this exquisite odor for as long as possible.

With smelly regards

Raa