An aging soldier in a candle-lit office reads the letter to himself, his lips softly mouthing the words as he does so. "To the dedicated Lord or..." A curse so profane is then shouted, that the Swordhand on duty outside his door suddenly stiffens his back, coming fully to attention. "You'd think if someone's gonna ply us with niceties, they'd at least put in thirty seconds of research first to find out the gender of the addressee." He dips a quill in an inkwell and pens the following reply:
"Lady Rita;
First off, I assure you the Commanding Officer and his deputy are most certainly men.
Secondly, we don't deal with common merchants' licenses ourselves. Any of my men can write one up for you, on the condition you don't go selling your wares to rebels, or those tree-climbers in Myth Drannor. If you can handle that, they'll get you your license.
Cdr Jenkins
DCO, Bgd of Shadows Battle Group"